Ndeso vs Bule (Ndeso menang:-)))

Awal dari cerita, ada orang kampung yang ke
jakarta untuk mencari pekerjaan. karna
kesasar di
jakarta , ia pergi ke jalan jaksa dimana tempat
bule2 berceceran. Pas dia lagi jalan sambil
liatin
GPS miliknya ( nemu di bis pas mau ke
jakarta )
(dia padahal ga ngerti makenya) dia
bertabrakan
dengan seorang bule. Dan dia ingin meminta
maaf , lalu dia ingat bahasa bulenya minta
maaf
adalah I’M SORRY. Dimulailah percakapan
mereka:
Karto : I’m Sorry Mister Bule
Bule : Ok. I’m Sorry too
Karto berpikir sejenak ..* *dia tau bahwa too
adalah 2*
lalu dia melanjutkan dialog dengan otak

Little Bird

One day, a single woman with her little nephew was walking along the way home in a hurry because her nephew’s thumb was stung by a honey bee. On the way home, she met a young woman with her pregnancy, so she supported her bally with her two hands to prevent any accident. On the other hand, the late-age single woman kept her nephew’s thumb with her two hands to avoid any more significant swelling and inflammation. Then they talked to each other, and the young pregnant mother asked why she kept her nephew’s thumb with her two hands. The late single woman replied my nephew’s thumb was stun. It is dangerous, isn’t it? “yes, of course,” replied the late-age single woman. Then she asked the pregnant young mother why she kept and supported her big bally (swollen). Clearly, she answered, “It is stung by my husband’s little bird!”. Astonishedly, she said, “So your husband’s little bird is dangerous, isn’t it? “Yes, of course.” lol: V.

Pak Hary Wikanto
Guru SMK Antonius Semarang

The Story of Jony de Peanacoat :v

The Story of Jony de Peanacoat 

Jony was a boy of fifteen years; he had not been circumcised yet, though he looked more prominent than other boys. When he visited his friends, they constantly mocked him; they said that Jony was afraid of being circumcized just like a little baby, a fearful boy, not a gentle boy; he realized it, and then he cried. He felt annoyed and unpleasant with this situation. Secretely he asked his parents to bring him to a doctor, he wanted to be circumcized. And it happened to him. He had already been circumcised. At that time, he felt happy and like a gentle boy. He was not afraid of being mocked anymore. But one day, he met several girlfriends and boyfriends; they mocked him in the same way as they usually did, but spontaneously and angrily, Jony put off his shorts and showed his sex and told them that he had been circumcised worriedly they were all running away. At that time, Jony was brave, not de Peanacoat anymore.

Mr. Hari Wkanto, B.A
(SMK Antonius)

kamus inggris - jawa gaul dan koplak hehe